"Who do you love?"

I'm a little pissed at my brother right now. Brian thought it would be hilarious to put my phone number into a website called yourcrush.com and then give random names of people who would have a crush on me. Since he did that I have been getting text messages from this website saying that Dwight Schrute, Kobe Bryant, Phyllis from The Office and Zane Johnson all have crushes on me. It is fantastic.....I love my brother so much.